Dear Recent Inductee,
On behalf of superhumans everywhere, welcome to the Superpeople’s Guild of America! Whether by birth or through happy accident, you have discovered that you hold a superpower. With that power, of course, comes great responsibility. We at the Superpeople’s Guild of America (SGA) are here to help you start a super-identity that will simultaneously make the world a safer place and help your superhero business make it through these tough economic times. To get you started, here are some simple steps you can follow to help your superhero corporate identity sizzle. The order is important here, so please remember not to seek out your sinister arch-nemesis before obtaining an adequate insurance plan.
Congratulations and happy crime-fighting,
President, Superpeople’s Guild of America